Порыскав в интернете, я нашла две забавные песенки, посвященные персонажам Dragon age II - Варрику и Андерсу. Не знаю, выкладывали ли их раньше, но все же приведу их тексты здесь.
Песня о Варрике -
Of a mighty forest of chest hair
It belonged to the sexiest dwarf
Who most will admit was beyond compare
He stood 4’3”
Had eyes that shone like lyrium
Had no beard but his chest alone
Had my heart from day one
Varric when I met you
Didn’t have a sovereign to my name
I’d met your awful brother
But you weren’t the same
It must’ve been cupid’s arrow
You shot at me that day
Introduced me to Bianca
And now all I can say
Varric! You bastard!
You wooed me with your low-cut shirt
And then you left me out to dry
And Varric, Baby
I’d drop everyone else I’ve ever known
If you’d promise to be my only guy
Who could ever choose a mage
Or a sparkly warrior?
A pirate who doesn’t wear pants
A blood mage who wears fur?
I’ll tell you what they share
Why they don’t make my heart explode
They don’t have any chest hair
So they won’t be exploring my Deep Roads
But Varric, he can
He can go spelunking any time
As long as he promises to be true
And Varric, baby,
I’ll love you till we fall into the sky
I’ll do almost anything for you
You may be married to your crossbow
But she ain’t the only one
She can never love you
Like a Champion
Varric! Darling!
Let me be a lumberjack
In the forest on your chest
And Varric, baby,
Let me get a little closer to you
And learn why Hawke’s the very best
(Even Andraste’d be impressed)
(At that thing he’s got on his chest)
И об Андерсе -
My renegade mage, he wears feathered pauldrons
I don't need pirates, princes or a blood mage
'Cause with him by my side, we'll beat the final stage
Some girls have a thing for dark and moody
But I'm a sucker for a kitten-lover, brooding
It doesn't matter if you think he's crazy
Running for the wilds, gonna have his babies
We're heading out to where no one can find us
Raise a little family with kittens in silence
Say what you want, call him an Abomination if you will
But I won't let the Man make him a Tranquil
My boyfriend is a revolutionary
My renegade mage, he wears Tevinter jewelry
I don't need guard captains or slaves
'Cause with him by my side, we'll beat the final stage
He's always working, helping people at his clinic
He's the kind of refugee that people want to mimic
I'm falling hard, following my mother's footsteps
Those Ferelden Apostates, they leave me with no regrets
Okay, yes, so he killed the Grand Cleric
But revolutions don't start through good will and some merit
My man glows with a vengeful fury
And those Templars won't give him the right to a speedy and public trial by jury
My boyfriend is the revolution
My renegade mage, my ex-warden absolution
Don't think for one second that I'd leave him
Our love is stronger than the might of the Legion
My boyfriend is the revolution
My renegade mage, won't trust the Tranquil Solution
You might think that's he's going crazy
But I know I can trust my terrorist baby
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